Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Pre-Review
Upon reading this the reader may be inspired to say something along the lines of “This review doesn’t align with my thoughts at all and is therefore terrible. Did the idiot who wrote it even watch the movie?!” To which the answer is no, I did not. I’ve been quite busy lately and do not know when I will find the time to see Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker; however, I do not believe this small oversight prevents me from rendering an opinion on the subject. For those concerned that my having not seen the film will, in some way, colour my opinion on it worry not, for I have cobbled together enough of the story from foreign language twitter posts as well as my own wild speculation to come about with a pretty good understanding of the plot and characters. Without further ado, on to the pre-review! It may surprise some of my readers to find out that I did not enjoy Rise of Skywalker. On the other hand, it may not surprise my audience in the least. This is my first pre-review, so